February 2012
What is wrong with me? What have I just done? Why...
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Life seems pretty good right now but I don't want...
Friend: Omg, your parents are so nice!!!!
You: It's because you're here.
2:24AM, I am tired, goodnight you beautiful people...
